Fragments of Hope

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(via slapping)

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

(via stop)

REBLOG IF YOU AREN’T HOMOPHOBIC

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

chocorulez:

chappaai-trekker:

shave-your-beard-louis:

I’ll be writing down every url that reblogs in a notebook and I’m giving it to my homophobic father.

Smack him with it.

Throw it at his face

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